April 2007. One year after I had purchased my laptop (or notebook, whichever term you prefer) computer. The warranty was over, which means I was now free to make whatever adjustments I wanted.
Hooray!
It was in serious need of a rebuild. First, for some strange reason that I can't comprehend the 40 GB hard disk was divided into two partitions of about 18 GB each. This meant that with my programs and files on there the c: drive was almost out of space while the d: drive had about 5 GB of free space - and this was with my largest files and programs on the d: drive! I had shortcuts everywhere and it was getting very irritating.
Second, Windows was clogged up with programs. I had read online that the half-life was Windows XP was 9 months, so it was overdue for a tuneup.
Anyway, in a style similar to How to install Windows XP in Two Days or Less, I give you:
HOW TO REBUILD A LAPTOP IN 24 HOURS
1. Started the timer at 4.10 PM and grabbed a spindle of blank DVDs.
2. Went onto download.com.
3. Searched for backup programs. Filtered by freeware. After scanning the Editor's Reviews and User Reviews I selected Simply Safe Backup 2005.
4. I opened the backup program. Started the wizard. Selected all the files that I wanted to backup. Backup onto CD/DVD, thank you.
5. I removed the wireless PC card to prevent viruses getting past the now-disabled anti-virus software.
6. Began backup process. The initial scan reports that I'll need 3 DVDs. Fine by me - I began the backup.
7. Began building the ISO image for backup. Timer at 37 minutes.
8. Waiting... waiting... waiting...
9. Waiting..
10. Timer at 1 hour, 12 minutes. The backup program aborted at 31% 'due to an error'.
11. I opened My Computer and checked the properties of c: drive. It showed a total amount of free space of 2.69 MB. Guess that's a good excuse for an error.
12. Opened Add/Remove Program.
13. Uninstalled OpenOffice.org.
14. Reboot.
15. Uninstalled Presto! VideoWorks. Got a error.
16. Began uninstalling the Java Runtime Environment.
17. Waiting... waiting... waiting...
18. Waiting... waiting...
19. Why does it take so long to remove a couple of hundred megabytes?
20. "Please wait while Windows configures Java (TM) SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 1."
21. Sing along to a couple of songs on my PDA.
22. Waiting... waiting...
23. Finally! Java is gone!
24. Uninstalled Firefox. Sorry, Firefox, but you'll live once again.
25. Went into VideoWorks directory. No uninstall utility. Whatever - I wiped the entire directory.
26. Cyberlink PowerProducer? Why wasn't that in Add/Remove Programs?
27. Ford Racing? To the trash you go.
28. Ran Disk Cleanup on c: drive.
29. OpenOffice: 390 MB. VideoWorks: 233 MB. Java: 160 MB. The ability to do a backup: priceless.
30. Checked the free space on c: drive. It is now at 1.14 GB.
31. Began the backup program again. The timer is now at 1 hour, 43 minutes.
32. Found myself yawning around 37%. Put on a movie to pass the time.
33. Timer at 3 hours, 36 minutes. Partway through the movie I got the same error. Gave up on the backup program.
34. Opened NTI CD & DVD Maker.
35. Dragged files to the DVD.
36. Began burning.
37. Finished the movie. Began watching TV.
38. Verifying... verifying... verifying...
39. Drum fingers on laptop casing.
40. Finished the first disc. Began the second disc.
41. Finished the second disc. I hate backups - why do they take so long?
42. Feeling so very tired...
43. Timer at 8 hours, 29 minutes. I am so glad I did this
while keeping my mind occupied.
44. Why do backups have to take so long?
45. Yawn
46. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.
47. Finally finished disk 3 and the end of the backups! Timer is at 8 hours, 49 minutes. The clock is showing 12.58 AM so I am off to get some sleep. Paused the timer and I am
so going to sleep in tomorrow.
... z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z...
48. Back at the task at 11.15 AM.
49. I rebooted and went into BIOS. Changed the first boot drive to CD/DVD.
50. Put the System CD into the drive.
51. Press F10 to Save and Exit.
52. Yes, I want to save the configuration and restart the configuration.
53. Reboot to the System CD.
54. I'd like to read in English, please. It makes life a
whole lot easier.
55. I'd like a full recovery.
56. "Once you have confirmed your selection, the operating system will be installed. Note: All data on the first partition will be destroyed!" That's the idea, isn't it? If I didn't already know that that happens when you recover a system, then I am an idiot for doing this.
57. Pressed OK.
58. Changed the System CD for Recovery CD 1.
59. System started recovery. Timer at 9 hours, 27 minutes.
60. Put in CD 2.
61. Put in CD 3.
62. Put the System CD back in.
63. Reboot.
64. "Please wait." Okay.
65. Ah, the startup wizard! Okay, I live in Australia, I use Australian English, and I have a US keyboard.
66. I live in the GMT+10:00 timezone, near Sydney. Automatically adjust for daylight saving time.
67. Ah. The End User License Agreement. "The End User License Agreement is a legal agreement between..." zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
68. Wake up and skim over the EULA as I've read it before, and accept.
69. Turn on Automatic Updates.
70. Give my computer the name of 'ACER-LAPTOP'. Gee, I'm original, aren't I?
71. Yes, I will connect to the Internet, but not at the moment.
72. No, I don't want to register with Microsoft.
73. Pressed 'Finish'. Sorry - not quite there yet.
74. Auto-installing SIS Graphic Utility. Auto-setting font. Auto-installing NTI CD Maker. Auto-installing eRecovery Solution.
75. "Your computer might be at risk - Anti-virus software might not be installed." Yes, there's no Anti-virus installed. No, I'm not at risk because there's no Internet connection. Closed the popup.
76. "Your computer might be at risk." Yes, I know. Closed the box.
77. "Your computer might be..." I know!
78. Reboot.
79. Auto-updating Acer eManager.
80. "To enhance system security Acer highly recommends installing an Anti-virus application." Don't worry, I will.
81. "Your computer might be..." Sigh.
82. Installed the wireless PC card driver.
83. Reboot.
84. Inserted the PC card. "Found new hardware." Hard disk light flashes away merrily. "Your new hardware is installed and ready for use."
85. "Choose a wireless network." Clicked on my router. Clicked Connect. Typed in the lengthy network key. Clicked Connect.
86. Start menu. Run. 'cmd'. 'ipconfig'. Well, I've got an IP address. '

ing google.com'. Hooray, I've got an Internet connection!
87. Went to avast.com. Downloaded and installed Avast! 4 Home Edition.
88. Reboot.
89. Ran a deep-level virus scan. Timer at 10 hours, 37 minutes.
90. "Your computer might be at risk. avast! Anti-virus might be out of date." Yes, I'm getting to that, but thanks for the warning.
91. Updated the Anti-virus definition file.
92. Registered with avast! and entered the registration key.
93. "Windows found 2 updates." Installed them.
94. Reboot.
95. Updates still installing in background.
96. Went to download.com. Downloaded BootIt Next Generation.
97. Went to openoffice.org. Downloaded the latest version of OpenOffice.
98. "Windows found 79 updates." Okay, I'll install them. The timer is at 12 hours, 30 minutes.
99. Installed Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications.
100. Updates completed. Reboot. Timer at 12 hours, 45 minutes.
101. "Downloading update." Wait, there are
more?
102. "Could not install security update for Flash Player." Forgive me if I'm wrong, but could the fact that Flash Player isn't installed have something to do with it?
103. "Windows found 1 update." Man, it doesn't give up, does it?
104. Went to adobe.com.
105. Installed Adobe Reader 8. No, I don't want Photoshop Album Starter. Nor Google Toolbar.
106. Installed Adobe Flash Player 9. No, I don't want the Google Toolbar. I accept the Terms of Service.
107. Installed Adobe Shockwave Player 10. I speaka de language of English. No, I don't want the Google Toolbar.
108. Installed the Flash Player security update.
109. Installed OpenOffice.org 2.2. Custom setup, please. I only want Writer, Calc, and Draw. Associate with Word and Excel documents.
110. Installed the Java Runtime Environment 6 update 1. Accepted the EULA.
111. Sigh. No to Google Toolbar.
112. Java finished installing. Timer is at 13 hours, 31 minutes.
113. Installed Game Maker 7.
114. Searched through e-mail archive for registration key. Couldn't find it. Made mental note to get another copy of the key.
115. Ran BootIt Next Generation.
116. BootIT NG created a DVD boot disc.
117. Reboot.
118. Removed the d: partition.
119. Resized the c: partition to its maximum size - 34.32 GB.
120. Reboot back into Windows XP.
121. Defragmented the drive.
122. Waiting... waiting... waiting...
123. Waiting... waiting... waiting... waiting...
124. Waiting... waiting...
125. Finished defragmenting. The timer is at 17 hours, 4 minutes.
126. Installed Mozilla Firefox. Yay, Firefox!
127. Applied the Metal Lion Vista theme to Firefox.
128. Installed HTML-Kit, my HTML editor.
129. Installed Imagicon, an icon-creation and image resizer tool.
130. Installed DNJ Clip Color, a tool that grabs a color and gives you the different color values.
131. Installed iTunes.
132. Installed Mp3 My Mp3, an MP3 recording tool.
133. Installed Terragen.
134. Installed Wings 3D, a 3D modelling program.
135. Installed yWriter 2, a writing program for authors.
136. Installed Anim8or, an animation program.
137. Installed Tweak UI.
138. Ran Tweak UI.
139. Do not beep on errors.
140. Disable tooltip animation.
141. Disable tooltip fade.
142. Disable help on Start menu. It's useless, anyway.
143. Don't allow web content on the desktop.
144. Lock web content.
145. Don't put the 'Shortcut to' prefix on new shortcuts.
146. Use Classic Search in Explorer.
147. Remember 2000 folder changes, rather than 400.
148. Changed the Places bar location to Desktop, My Documents, My Music, My Pictures, and a custom Downloads folder.
149. Group any application with at least 2 windows open.
150. On the desktop, show My Documents, My Computer, and Recycle Bin. My Computer appears first.
151. Show Control Panel icon in My Computer.
152. Disable Auto-play for removable drives.
153. Disabled the Bitmap Image, Briefcase, and Wave Sound templates.
154. Exited Tweak UI.
155. Removed the desktop shortcuts that I don't want.
156. Navigated to the Start menu in Explorer, and created folders called Multimedia, Internet, System, and Office. I then moved everything into their respective categories (eg, now OpenOffice is in Start - Programs - Office - OpenOffice.)
157. Went onto deviantARt and downloaded my
chosen wallpaper.
158. Went to Control Panel.
159. Display Properties. Set the wallpaper to the image downloaded in step 157, centered, and with a black background. No screensaver. Chose the silver colour scheme.
160. Ah, it's looking better already!
161. Taskbar and Start Menu Properties. Group similar taskbar buttons. XP Start Menu. Customise. Disabled the e-mail link. Display My Computer as a menu. Display Recent Documents.
162. Add/Remove Programs. Uninstalled Java RE 6, keeping the update in place.
163. Date and Time. Fixed the time. Disabled Internet synchronisation.
164. Power Options. Do not prompt for password when exiting standby. When I close the lid, do nothing. When I press the power button, hibernate. When I press the sleep button, stand by.
165. User Accounts. Disabled Fast User Switching.
166. Restored backups.
167. Installed ActiveSync.
168. Went to microsoft.com. Installed Windows Media Player 11.
169. Custom Settings. Display media information. Retrieve media information. Do not download usage rights - I've already got them. Do not save history in the player. Do not add Quick Launch shortcut. Don't set up a store.
170. Windows Media Player updated the library.
171. Installed the Pulsing Colors visualisation.
172. Finished restoration. Time is 21 hours, 39 minutes. The clock shows 12:49 AM.
It was a full day but finally I have a system that is fresh. My hard disk has a solid 24.8 GB free space.
So what did I learn from this process? First, don't use backup programs if you can't fit a DVD onto the hard disk. Second, plan a lot of engaging activities to pass the time.
Well, I shouldn't need to do another rebuild for another six months. And the next time round should take a much shorter time.